funny

A man lay on his deathbed, in the final hours of life, when he
called for those attending him to summon his doctor and his
lawyer. The two gentlemen duly arrived and were invited to
sit, one on each side of the bed. The dying man lay back
peacefully. After some minutes, the doctor spoke. `Well.
What is it you have called us here to do?' `Yes' added the
lawyer `we can't sit here all day, time is money.' The dying
man, now barely able to raise his voice above a whisper,
answered `Gentlemen, the good Lord died between two thieves.
I wanted to do likewise.'


i found this while trying to find relevant journal articles for an assignment and thought it was funny... hehehe :) it brightened up the assignment process of stuff.